I love em. You love em. We all adore the sound of them and have since we were kids...
But now you don't have to just love and appreciate the sound he makes, you can eat him, too! Savor him all the way down into your stomach! Why sure! And don't worry about the chitin in his shell, because that won't cause too many cancers or cause too many allergies to wake up inside of you from eating something that is literally quite toxic for you to consume... no!!
Go ahead, eat him all you want. And here's even more to 'feast' upon...
If you weren't a label reader before you better damn well become one now because they're going to start slipping his pulverized remains into your flour and all the products made from flour, which are quite extensive. How are they going to slip it in? Calling it this - acheta protein powder.
Ah, the clever disguise to fool the people - who's favorite flavor of crayon is cherry red - who never bother to look and see the shit they're eating, will become gluttons on his tasty little carcass.
Schwab said years ago, you will eat the bugs... and now asswads like him and Gates are doing everything in their power to make damn sure you do!
One question about all this though: since they're touting it as a natural option for protein, aren't cows pretty natural and high in protein?
I'm sorry, two questions... Where the hell is PETA? Why aren't they trying to save these little guys? Not worth their time because they're an insect? Well, when we no longer have insects we're all dead.
Chew on that one a while...
Bon appetit!
Okay, okay. I'm done. 😛